WHAT TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU ABOUT THE LONG WEEKEND
- •Break was good.
- •Ate some turkey.
- •Drank some wine.
- •Took a nap.
- •Ate leftovers.
- •Masturbated in my childhood bedroom.
- •Shut the fuck up when you talk to me. I've grown weary of my time on this mortal coil.