Things My Cat Does to Piss Me Off

Gotta love Mr. Mittens
  1. Knock every item off of every surface, including, but not limited to: coffee table, shelf, end table, kitchen counter, on top of the fridge, dining room table, back of the toilet, etc.
  2. Repeatedly meow to get into my room
  3. Repeatedly meow to be let out of my room
  4. Meow around the food and water when there is fresh water and plenty of food
  5. Poop on the rug while I'm cleaning the litter box
  6. Bite my nose in the middle of the night
  7. Make sudden movements when I'm trying to take a cute picture of him
  8. Steal my ponytail holders and put them in his water bowl
  9. Sit just out of reach so I can't pet him