Things I Can't Take Seriously
I realize this is a little simplistic...
- •PoliticsWe all know they all lie. What does that say about us when we follow them?
- •McDonald'sI have not eaten you in 3 months, and I don't miss it.
- •KanyeHe is an idiot with talent, but still a complete idiot.
- •Medical DramasIt's so dark in the hospitals. The lighting in real hospitals is so bright I can see your pores from 20 feet away...on second thought, leave them dark.
- •Spinal fusionAdvice from me to you: do not break your back. It still hurts 5 years later every minute of every day.