Things I Can't Take Seriously

I realize this is a little simplistic...
  1. Politics
    We all know they all lie. What does that say about us when we follow them?
  2. McDonald's
    I have not eaten you in 3 months, and I don't miss it.
  3. Kanye
    He is an idiot with talent, but still a complete idiot.
  4. Medical Dramas
    It's so dark in the hospitals. The lighting in real hospitals is so bright I can see your pores from 20 feet away...on second thought, leave them dark.
  5. Spinal fusion
    Advice from me to you: do not break your back. It still hurts 5 years later every minute of every day.