1. I ain't nothing but tired
  2. I'm just tired and bored with myself
  3. I could use just a little help
  4. I'm just about starving tonight
  5. I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
  6. Hey baby
  7. "I'm sick of sitting round here trying to write this book" comes up in my house at least 2 times per week
    Suggested by @Pixie
  8. there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
    Suggested by @eliza