REASONS WHY I'M JEALOUS OF TODDLERS

  1. Throwing a full-blown, wailing tantrum at the slightest discomfort is socially acceptable
  2. Fashionable and comfortable onesie options
  3. Scooters
  4. Diets mostly comprised of Goldfish crackers
  5. Being pushed around in a stroller is the main transportation method
  6. Raffi jamz
  7. Constant attention
  8. Sleeping bag as transportation
    Suggested by   @sally
  9. Take what you want and dgaf if anyone else might've wanted it.
    Suggested by   @lilydiamond