A Guide to Dating Me
- •Be extremely chill.
- •Approach cautiously.
- •Chill the fuck out.
- •Understand that I will always love my dog more than you.
- •Don't expect me to be your therapist, mother, or MPDG. It's 2016 and Tr mp is President.
- •Shower me with inexpensive yet tasteful gifts such as books, candles, weed, dates, back massages, etc.
- •Um. There might be a reading list.