Lauren and I started this list two years ago. We even made a Twitter account we were convinced would catapult us into novelty account fame- but, well. (@dumbsuperpowrs)
- •The ability to smell lettuce.
- •The ability to turn wine into water.
- •The ability to speak in any foreign language, as long as nobody else who speaks the language is there.
- •The ability to turn your burps into farts.
- •The ability to time travel and age accordingly.
- •The ability to walk on water.It would still take a long time to cross oceans, it would be lonely, you would have to take off your shoes and socks every time, water-dwelling creatures could attack the soles of your feet, and everyone would think you were showing off after a while.
- •The ability to turn invisible...to only yourself.Suggested by @moonjockey