THE LAST 5 PEOPLE WHO HAVE CALLED ME

  1. My work
    Asking me to pick up a shift
  2. My Mom
    Asking if I can help her upload photos to FaceBook
  3. The Red Cross
    Even though I asked to be taken off the call list about 80 trillion times
  4. Mom again
    Asking if I've ever been to Bibibop. Or as she calls it bibopbop
  5. My older sister
    Wishing me a happy birthday. Even though it was the wrong month