Things Heard in the VA This Week

I work in the VA somewhere in America, it can be very interesting indeed.
  1. I was one of the first Navy SEALS, whispered to another Veteran in my hearing range.
  2. Seriously, my time in Nam wasn't that bad, not sure why y'all complain so much.
  3. It says here that you never served in a combat zone??? "Well, I was SF." It also doesn't say you were in an SF unit. "Well, that's because it was off orders, you know Part-Time".
  4. Can you get them to give me some morphine?
  5. Will you tell my wife I have PTSD?
  6. What can I get for Erectile Dysfunction?
  7. Where do you get those pins for your hat?
  8. This coffee is worse than when I was in the Navy.