"FUNNY STORIES"

(Kerigan Edition)
  1. I was an accident.
  2. My dad lost an inch because he broke his leg.
  3. My sisters went on a cruise and one of them came back pregnant.
  4. I didn't have my own bed, so I had to sleep with my parents until one of my sisters moved out.
  5. My parents didn't take pictures of me because I'm the fifth kid.