Things I Should No Longer Cook at Home as I Am Incapable of Eating Anything but the Entire Package..

...that coincidentally begin with the letter P.
  1. Pizza
    Fresh. Frozen. Whatever. No matter how big or small, I'm eating it all.
  2. Pasta
    Here's how I learned to make spaghetti. Boil cauldron of water and salt. Pour in complete contents of pasta box/bag. Simmer whole jar of sauce. Eat. Keep eating. Repeat.
  3. Pierogis
    With the added benefit of being simmered in butter and bacon.