1. Herp
  2. Syph
    First time a girl touched my d
  3. Pavrovirus B 19
    Invented by my college friends to scare me as a joke and it worked
  4. Patellar tendonitis
  5. All the white girl problems (I was right)
  6. PANDAS (real disease look it up)
  7. Epstein Bar
  8. Disocciative Identity Disorder
  9. "The Yips"
    A mental block that affects golfers so that they can't make a smooth putting stroke
  10. Full blown hypochondria