LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS

They'll tell you I'm insaaane
  1. Tiny freckled tomboy
    4th grade
  2. Jersey girl with a toe ring
    8th
  3. High achieving sociopath
    10th-11th (debate camp)
  4. Latin teacher's daughter; rebel on the low
    11th
  5. Total sweetheart
    12th
  6. Just a real hurricane of a human being
    Frosh yr
  7. German with guilt complex
    Jr yr abroad!!
  8. Blonde w/ a black bow
    Sr yr
  9. The real thing