WHY I'M NOT MY DAD
- •The third season of Girls wasn't "too much" for me
- •No one ever called me "the white Morgan Freeman"
- •He's 6'2"; I'm... not.
- •Glaring lack of Midwestern politeness
- •Have yet to "focus on the positive"
- •Not always dressed for golfExcept when I'm home
- •Much prefer company of my mom's friends
- •I'm pretty fucking sure I wouldn't have voted for Reagan
- •I don't have the generosity of spirit to forgive thatHe does. I'm working on it.