Possible Explanations for Not Receiving Notifications in the Last 20 Minutes

  1. Protocol errors, script debugging, website maintenance
  2. I've been censored for being too _______
  3. Readers are sitting in stunned silence, marveling at my wit but uncertain what to do with it
  4. All my followers are sleeping
  5. The zombie apocalypse has finally arrived
  6. East coast bias
    Suggested by   @jenward
  7. People had to complete their night-time beauty routine bc these pores aren't going to unclog themselves?
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow