The One Clickbaitiest Headline You Can Think of (Right Now)

The one you think of later will be totes better, but you should respond now. Let's get goofy. One each, please.
  1. This Mother Was Horrified By What Her 10 Year-Old Daughter Did
  2. This 18 Year Old Was Misgendered. What They Said Next Changed Politics Forever.
    Suggested by   @LevNovak
  3. You'll Never Guess What They've Found In Your Drinking Water!
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  4. She Put This Everyday Household Product On Her Skin For Five Minutes...What Happened Next Will Send You Running For Your Spice Rack!
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  5. She turned around, and what happened next shocked everyone.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  6. You'll never guess what he saw when he opened this box!
    Suggested by   @jenward
  7. THIS AIRPLANE STOPPED IN MIDAIR. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS HOW THIS PILOT ALTERED PHYSICS. CLICK FOR VIDEO!
    Suggested by   @annalara
  8. 10 reasons your significant other is really a Poptart
    Suggested by   @katiemccombie
  9. They Told Her She Would Never Be Able To Fly. What This Harvard Geneticist Said Next Completely Changed Everything.
    Suggested by   @shinndigs
  10. She spent the last 12 years in a dungeon- but wait until you find out why
    Suggested by   @krista
  11. Listen To This Grandma's Story Then Tell Me Waffles Aren't Fascist
    Suggested by   @thatssoayesha