8 Surprising Things. #6 Will Surprise You

  1. 1.
    When a you're in a spooky house and a skeleton pops out.
    Man, I really hate it when that happens.
  2. 2.
    Surprise birthday parties
    You know, I'm always thinking, "Damn, I can't believe everyone forgot about my birthday and has been avoiding me in general today." Then I go home to be alone with myself and remember that my birthday isn't for another three weeks.
  3. 3.
    An unexpected illness
    Sometimes these are fun, but usually they are a bummer
  4. 4.
    They keep moving it around. Same for Easter and Valentine's Day. The reason might be to keep the turkeys uninformed to prevent them from organizing a pheasant rebellion.
  5. 5.
    Frank Ocean's new album
    Wow, what a surprise that was. I was not expecting that release at all, but I'm so grateful that it's out now.
  6. 6.
    When you see someone you haven't seen in a while
    This is only a surprise if you aren't planning for it.
  7. 7.
    Alarm clocks
    You can never predict these things.
  8. 8.
    When you click on a link and it leads to a page you weren't expecting to visit
    I don't know why people make links like that. It doesn't feel good to be tricked by someone.