THINGS IN MY WALLET

As of 27 October 2015, 9:36pm Central
  1. $3
  2. Oklahoma driver license
  3. Bank card
  4. Barnes & Noble member card
  5. Walgreen's coupon for $1 off Purina Cat Chow Naturals
  6. Laminated picture drawn by a friend on a Post-It.
  7. Health insurance card
  8. Auto insurance card
  9. Voter ID card
  10. A note reminding me where my spare cars keys are hidden
  11. Orange ribbon from the 2001 Oklahoma State men's basketball memorial service
  12. Social security card
  13. Little accordion address book
  14. Forklift Operator 2 certification card
  15. A couple of scraps of paper with lines of terrible poetry scribbled on them