SECRETS TO A DECENT MARRIAGE

  1. Both feeling like you are important even if you have different jobs in and out of the home and levels of "success"
  2. Sex with each other and only each other
  3. Either good kids or kids you both don't like so it brings you together
  4. Alcohol
  5. More alcohol!!
  6. Many things you like to do together but also things you do apart. As long as a thing you do apart isn't sex!!!!