1. Forget to walk the dog
  2. Walk the dog for too long
  3. Take the dog to the supermarket and let it run free
  4. Let the dog off the leash at a sports game
  5. Feed the dog an onion
  6. Let the dog lick you in public
  7. Use dog for a blood sacrifice to put a hex on your stepdad
  8. Confuse the dog