15 Things I'm Just Sort of Okay At

  1. 1.
    I car row a boat, but not fast or accurately. And frankly if you wanted speed and accuracy I'm not sure why you got in a rowboat in the first place.
  2. 2.
    It's not that I can't cook, I just don't care.
  3. 3.
    Apple picking
    I have standards but sometimes I feel sorry for the ugly ones so I take them too.
  4. 4.
    I do it all the timing.
  5. 5.
    Bird watching
    I'll watch a bird if it's nearby but let's not climb a hill or anything.
  6. 6.
    Every muffin is bite-sized if you're not afraid of choking.
  7. 7.
    those pins are far away amirite
  8. 8.
    I've never committed one but I watch a lot of movies and I think I have a fair sense of the dos and don'ts.
  9. 9.
    Choosing appropriate GIFs
  10. 10.
    Sometimes I achieve inner peace and sometimes I just think about boobs.
  11. 11.
    Living life to the fullest
    Yesterday I planted a tree, called my mother, and watched two hours of Happy Days.
  12. 12.
    Coming up with fifteen of a thing
    Close enough.