1. Bribe security guards to let you walk naked through a zoo
  2. Bail your mother out of jail
    attempted murder should only be half a crime amirite
  3. Build a fort made of nickels
  4. Hire a mariachi band to play for you while you eat chalupas at Taco Bell
    Static
  5. Throw it all on the bed and roll around in it like a god damn tycoon