'80s Torch Songs That Make Me Have Unmanly Emotions
I'm not crying, my eyes are sweating.
- •Since You're Gone — The CarsI knew she was too good for me and so did her parents and her friends and my friends and that guy at the gas station and also her Australian pen pal but what about true love?
- •Always Something There to Remind Me — Naked EyesThose damn bells! MY HEART IS RINGING FOR YOU, SHARON
- •If You Want My Love — Cheap TrickRemember the video with the swinging lights? Of course you don't. Whatever, it's stupid, leave me alone.