A Glamorous Saturday Night

  1. I'm sitting on the floor in the corner of a dark room with a scared dog
  2. He's scared because there's lightning and thunder outside
  3. And his "den" is unavailable because the room is getting painted
  4. A view of the party.
  5. Don't be jealous, okay? If you want your life to be a glamorous thrill ride like mine, you have to make it happen yourself.
  6. Follow your own star, you magnificent sparkle pony
  7. Pull some magic out of your butt and ride your rainbow to party town
  8. And don't be a hater
  9. DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE OF THE GLAMOUR
  10. I am only as God made me. And if God made me a glorious disco whirlwind, well, you just have to accept that, okay?
  11. I should have brought a pillow.