How to Be a Lady
Dropping some knowledge so buckle up.
- •Always curtsy when addressed by the commodore
- •When baking a cake, do not put your head in the bowl to lick the batter. Use a spoon to BRING the batter to YOU.
- •Always bring a parasol when promenading to keep your skin soft and shiny and to hide behind if you see someone to whom you owe money.
- •If you must dance on a bar when in high spirits, be sure to wear proper attire so the gentlemen cannot look at your glitter zone for free.
- •Foul language is not to be used unless you're in traffic and some skank is just sitting there like you got all day.bitch I do NOT
- •Do not put lotion on a stranger without asking permission, no matter how dry her skin looks.
- •No farting in church.