Requested by Jana

I'd like to die tragically in front of many beautiful women

My bucket list ends more dramatically than yours.
  1. Well, this is awkward.
  2. I made a goofy comment on a list by @cvlop61 and she called me out with a list request.
  3. So, here it is:
  4. So I'm showing off some sick dance moves to the ladies in the neighborhood.
  5. You know, LIKE YOU DO
  6. When suddenly my double-fisted foties get too shooked up.
  7. And I'm blown totally to pieces in a super-cool beer explosion.
    Colt 1945 amirite
  8. And amongst themselves all the women agree that it's a terrible tragedy that such a handsome, sexy life was cut short in its prime.
    Well … prime-ish.
  9. One particularly sensitive stewardess cuts a single rose from her garden and places it gently on the sticky blast mark.
    Rest ye, gentle prince.
  10. Separately they think back on my daring and ultimately fatal dancing display and build me up to be a romantically tragic figure who was taken from the world too soon.
  11. Later they all have idle relationship fantasies in which I am the perfect boyfriend and wistfully they wonder about "what could have been".
  12. From beyond the grave I watch them and whisper you know what, you had your chance to date me, but no, you dated Crossfit guy and that bearded keyboards player instead so guess what it looks like you blew it.
    I'm not bitter I'm just saying.
  13. And that's the story of how I finally get popular.