While it's true that the world needs more kindness and civility, every once in a while someone cuts you off on the highway and you need something to scream out the window that's punchy but which doesn't drag gender into the mix. Please enjoy these all-new excoriations for the modern age.
  1. Quince licker
  2. Rubbish guts
  3. Turd merchant
  4. Potato face
  5. Flat-fanny
  6. Pissbritches
  7. Barf gargler
  8. Dairy stain
  9. Rubik's pube
  10. Beet squeezer
  11. Poopsweat
  12. Sailor bait
  13. Sheep creeper
  14. Trump buddy
  15. Sharty