My Masculinity Report Card
Inspired by etc. etc. I know, who needs more guy stuff, but you don't have to read, it's cool, we're still friends.
- •Sports Lore: FNo interest.
- •Vehicle Lore: FSit down so that I may relate all the shits that I don't give about cars.
- •Action Movie Lore: CI have not seen anything in the fast and/or furious genre.
- •Handyman Skills: B-Okay, maybe a C+. This is the one grade I'm a little sensitive about.
- •Yard Maintenance: C-I spend most of my yardwork energy keeping the invasive species in check. I have a laissez-faire attitude towards most other plants. My neighbors hate me.
- •Basket Shooting: C+
- •Golfing: D
- •Talking About Golfing: F
- •Outdoorsmanship: B+Willing to go camping at a moment's notice. Will catch many delicious trouts for you.
- •Orienteering: C-I'm good when I have a map in front of me, but I get lost on a regular basis and no I will not stop to ask for directions it's a guy thing just deal with it.
- •Driving Record: AI have had some passengers cry out in alarm but no tickets or accidents so just stop being babies already.
- •Grilling: C+Your hamburger and hot dog will probably come out fine. No, I do not want to hear your secret dry rub recipe. I do not want that kind of responsibility.
- •Calisthenics: B-Just sit-ups, push-ups, and hiking. I like to think that John Wayne would approve.
- •Hammocking: A+
- •Stoicism: A-Not a whiner. Sometimes requires care and handling relating to social anxiety.
- •Gallantry: BI have never catcalled a woman. Women will not catch me checking out their boobs or behind. Will hold door open for a woman, unless she's kinda far off and not showing any hustle. Listening skills may need improvement.
- •Attitude: ANot an alpha male, but comfortable taking charge when appropriate. Old enough and over it enough to not care what other men think when they're being judgmental dicks.
- •Extra Credit:I own a machete and have used it to clear brush.