New Year's Resolutions for 2017

Everyone knows that the odd-numbered years are the good ones. And hey, guess what, 2017 is a prime number! That has to be extra-lucky, right?
  1. 1.
    Be better about buying gifts
    I have a weird mental block
  2. 2.
    Be a better conversationalist
    May need a mentor
  3. 3.
    Cut back on sugar
    Hold me tight, my crystal mistress
  4. 4.
    More meditation
    Mindfulness ahoy
  5. 5.
    Be more present in the moment
    In the zone, not on the phone
  6. 6.
    Focus
    Man is ennobled by work
  7. 7.
    Destroy all monsters
    Make Tokyo great again