Starburst Flavors, Ranked

  1. 1.
    🍒
    *kisses fingertips, flicks to air* If Starbursts were Ghostbusters, cherry would be Bill Murray.
  2. 2.
    🍓
    Almost as good as cherry. To be savored like a fine imported wine.
  3. 3.
    🍊
    Basic, minimum-standard Starburst. Gets the job done, nothing more. Date but not marry.
  4. 4.
    🍋
    Basically poison. The Zeppo Marx of candy.