Starburst Flavors, Ranked
- 1.🍒*kisses fingertips, flicks to air* If Starbursts were Ghostbusters, cherry would be Bill Murray.
- 2.🍓Almost as good as cherry. To be savored like a fine imported wine.
- 3.🍊Basic, minimum-standard Starburst. Gets the job done, nothing more. Date but not marry.
- 4.🍋Basically poison. The Zeppo Marx of candy.