Ten "Random" Photos from My Phone

These are not actually random at all but were painstakingly chosen to suggest randomness while still emphasizing my personal mystique.
  1. 1.
    Why would I take this lame picture? So mysterious!
  2. 2.
    It's not me. But who is it? Who???
    and what happened to the leaves
  3. 3.
    The plot thickens.
  4. 4.
    Is it the moors of Scotland? The plains of Mongolia? Another planet?? You want to know so bad.
  5. 5.
    What was it, even. It looks like someone loaded a shotgun with brisket and fired it at a plate.
  6. 6.
    Look at this sheep. LOOK AT IT.
  7. 7.
    A photo taken by accident in a Chinese restaurant. But which one? The mystery is eating you up from the inside but I'll never tell.
  8. 8.
    Bowling balls? On the lawn?? Up is down! Black is white!
  9. 9.
    Look how majestic. I walked right through it like a fancy little lord.
  10. 10.
    A trip to sunny Mexico? Oh, how I remember Juanita's fluttering sighs, her flashing eyes when she whispered "sí, señor" oh so sweetly.…
    certainly I wasn't just eating alone in a Mexican restaurant somewhere in Connecticut and wondering if the wall was photogenic enough for Instagram