The Lie I've Been Telling This Week
Only listers will know the truth.
- •"Oh my god, how did you get that cut on your forehead, Joe?"
- •"Oh, I was just moving some junk to bring to the dump, and some of it fell on my head."LIE
- •THE TRUTH:
- •I WAS going to the dump, and I had a ten-foot long piece of trim wood that wouldn't fit in my car.