The Lie I've Been Telling This Week

Only listers will know the truth.
  1. "Oh my god, how did you get that cut on your forehead, Joe?"
  2. "Oh, I was just moving some junk to bring to the dump, and some of it fell on my head."
    LIE
  3. THE TRUTH:
  4. I WAS going to the dump, and I had a ten-foot long piece of trim wood that wouldn't fit in my car.