Things I Have in Common with King Charles II of Spain

Painful realizations as a result of reading a list by @sswyryt
  1. Vomit during carriage rides
    what they're bumpy
  2. Had a nervous breakdown trying to fix the economy
    Nobody asked me to fix the economy and I have no authority to set U.S. fiscal policy but if all you do is make excuses the world never changes, right?
  3. Not good at ruling Spain
    The less said about this incident the better.
  4. Heart the size of a peppercorn
    Metaphorically.