Things I'll Do During My App-free Week

I'm thinking of unplugging from all apps for a week. Here's how I plan to pass the time.
  1. Walk out to the mailbox every fifteen minutes.
  2. Buy some pastels and start doing sketches of restaurant meals.
  3. Hire a woman with a British accent to follow me around and call out navigational directions.
  4. Break into friends' houses and look at their vacation photos.
  5. Make up post-it notes with different numbers of stars from one to five, stick them on objects and people as I pass by.
  6. Repeatedly cross a busy highway wearing various amusing costumes.
  7. Accost strangers in parking lots, ask them what careers they'd pursue if money wasn't an option.