Things I Vow to Butter

before mighty Thoth, god of listing
  1. Toast
    for breakfast
  2. A prize-winning ham
    for glory
  3. A festive salad
    for spite
  4. A wild cheetah
    for sport
  5. Nelson's Column
    for England
  6. The Large Hadron Collider
    for science
  7. Your mom
    for days