Top 10 Reasons to Not Care About Hodor

  1. 1.
    Trapped in the sunless tree cave, he longed for the sweet release of death.
  2. 2.
    Seemed nice in groups, but one-on-one was actually pretty negative.
  3. 3.
    Secretly hated Bran.
  4. 4.
    Real world global warming/pretend world global colding.
  5. 5.
    Was pro-zombie.
  6. 6.
    Slept with your mom, and she also said "Hodor" over and over again.
  7. 7.
    Cool as a dragon? Nope.
  8. 8.
    He ate one of the dire wolves, I forget which one.
  9. 9.
    Shameless Lannister fanboy.
  10. 10.
    Also had genital warts.