Who Will Teach the French King Manners?
- •Oh no! The French king is in a rage!
- •The scepter is thrown into the night
- •Volcano of scandal!
- •From under thick furs his elegant hosiery tramples the court
- •It's the dustbin for diplomacy!
- •Pope Twiggy intercedes for clemency, and is pelted with rinds
- •Pray for us sinners
- •Only space Buddha can save us now.