Who Will Teach the French King Manners?

  1. Oh no! The French king is in a rage!
  2. The scepter is thrown into the night
  3. Volcano of scandal!
  4. From under thick furs his elegant hosiery tramples the court
  5. It's the dustbin for diplomacy!
  6. Pope Twiggy intercedes for clemency, and is pelted with rinds
  7. Pray for us sinners
  8. Only space Buddha can save us now.