AN ODE TO MICHAEL FASSBENDER

  1. Hey
  2. Fish Tank. Whoa.
  3. That scene in Inglourious Basterds, so good.
  4. Did I mention Fish Tank?
  5. So into the ginger in your beard.
  6. I haven't seen a bunch of your movies to be totally honest:
    Hunger, A Dangerous Method, Prometheus, 12 Years a Slave, Frank.
  7. But I saw Shame.
  8. Yep.
  9. I watched Jane Eyre on an airplane.
    Always wondered whether or not the airline version edited out anything important.
  10. And you are good at being bad in the X-Mens.
  11. Once I saw the teaser of the Jobs movie, I barely remembered all the Sony Hack/Sorkin/Bale casting stuff, I promise.
  12. I'm not so into Germany but I've heard your hometown Heidelberg is great.
  13. One time I saw you on the dance floor at a CAA Globes party at the Sunset T. You were dancing and having fun.
  14. Just found out that you're dating the robot from Ex Machina. She seems great. I'm still processing this news.
  15. I will see Macbeth.
  16. Probably not on Prometheus 2.
  17. Xoxo, - Goldie