THE LEAST DIGNIFIED THINGS ABOUT ME
- •I'm incapable of napping.This includes sleeping on planes.
- •I wear sweaters in LA almost everyday.One time on a 90 degree day when I was wearing a sweater over a button down @jennikonner said I looked like I was going to rob a McDonald's.
- •I make so many plans that my friends nicknamed me Planny Sue.Even my mom makes fun of me. "Sushi Park again? You don't say."
- •I shower the morning of a long flight.Even tho I know what's the point, just gonna smell like airplane.
- •My right ear doesn't pop.
- •I still sleep with 2 stuffed animals and my dad's old shirt.But the least dignified part for me and for them is they spend the night in my pajama drawer when dudes are over.
- •I have 2 phones.I have good reasons. But still, I know it makes me a ridiculous human being.
- •I have reverse body dysmorphia.I made this term up and it refers to the fact that I appear thinner than I actually am. So it's kind of a good thing but I know the truth. And thus do things like - not wear tank tops.