THINGS THAT MAY KILL ME IN TEXAS
- •These bitesMosquito? Chigger? I got them thru jeans!
- •The heat and humidityCleav sweat for days. Why am I in jeans??
- •The thunder & lightning stormsShout out to Transpo Joan for saving our lives
- •My pimpleThe shame of it. It got its own director's chair but was still embarrassing.
- •The fatty brisket at Smitty'sWhich now my hair smells like
- •Salmonella cucumber outbreakYes I am losing my mind but someone died in TX! This is what I get for trying to be healthy and eating that stupid Greek salad.
- •The lack of Riggins