1. My childhood piano teacher was named Sheila Meyer and my childhood therapist was named Sheila Mayer
  2. I had an imaginary, imaginary friend named Nancy.
  3. I've never lost a game of Connect 4.
  4. I've never had a corndog.
  5. My drink of choice between the ages of 16-18 alternated between Coors Light and a midori sour.
  6. I've never worn a robe longer than 3 minutes.