I embarrass myself almost everyday!
  1. Today this morning I was eating my French toast and I got syrup all over my shirt.
  2. I got a D on the last 3 math tests!
  3. I couldn't work a compass and protractor.
  4. My friends saw my fan girl account on tumblr.
  5. My sandwich filling spilled out onto my lap.
  6. I couldn't catch the ball when it was the easiest throw ever!
  7. I couldn't make a basket and I lost a shooting competition to a really bad basketball player.
  8. Everybody thinks I have a crush on the new kid.
  9. I totally freaked out when my teacher evaluated me for the typing test.
  10. My shirt smelled like urine all day.