Literal Verbatim: How to Get A Boy With @MelissaIsCool

The results of the Holy Trinity and Too Much Capt'n
  1. Him not knowing you exist isn't playing it coy, Madison.
  2. First, you like the picture, then you comment, then you follow.
  3. "What should I comment?"
    "Dinner reservations tomorrow at 6:30."
  4. "How do you slide into the DM's?"
    "You don't."
  5. You got a boyfriend? Dump him. That's the little girl on Vine.
  6. "Melissa, how do you get with a guy?"
    "You don't Madison, you have no chance."
  7. "He's fratty - but nice."