Literal Verbatim: How to Get A Boy With @MelissaIsCool
The results of the Holy Trinity and Too Much Capt'n
- •Him not knowing you exist isn't playing it coy, Madison.
- •First, you like the picture, then you comment, then you follow.
- •"What should I comment?""Dinner reservations tomorrow at 6:30."
- •"How do you slide into the DM's?""You don't."
- •You got a boyfriend? Dump him. That's the little girl on Vine.
- •"Melissa, how do you get with a guy?""You don't Madison, you have no chance."
- •"He's fratty - but nice."