Notes I took during a boring meeting long ago.
  1. Color 
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    Yellow is a great color, as well as the Dijon brown. Simply the brightest colored condiment.
  2. Texture
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    Smooth, yet slightly gritty. Consistent consistency throughout all possible remaining quantities.
  3. Applications
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    Soft pretzels, ham, balogna sandwiches, hot dogs, crackers, eggs/tuna/potato salad.
  4. Counterparts
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    Ketchup, salt/pepper, cucumber/pickles, olive oil.