Why I Like Mustard

Notes I took during a boring meeting long ago.
  1. Color 
    Yellow is a great color, as well as the Dijon brown. Simply the brightest colored condiment.
  2. Texture
    Smooth, yet slightly gritty. Consistent consistency throughout all possible remaining quantities.
  3. Applications
    Soft pretzels, ham, balogna sandwiches, hot dogs, crackers, eggs/tuna/potato salad.
  4. Counterparts
    Ketchup, salt/pepper, cucumber/pickles, olive oil.