These Things Should Get You Banned From Texting for Life

From the perspective of a 40-year-old man
  1. Starting a group text
  2. Participating in a group text
  3. Including a man on a group text
  4. Sending three or more texts to the same person in less than a minute
  5. Asking a question via text then sending another text before receiving an answer
  6. Group texting
  7. Writing a text longer than 15 words
  8. Writing a text so long it needs to be broken up into multiple texts
  9. Correcting an obvious autocorrect
  10. Group texting