MY THOUGHTS ON GREEN GIANT STEAMERS
This is an actual product.
- •This is one web address away from being the banner ad on a porn site.
- •Both a name and a promise of what it will give you.
- •Honey, we can't buy broccoli anymore. I don't want to talk about it.
- •From the makers of "The Fun Cooker" comes... (For all the 30 Rock fans).
- •"Hello, police? Can a marketing character be registered as a sex offender?"
- •At least now we know why he's so happy: dude just finished a cleanse, brah.
- •"And I'd like to thank my son for naming our new product. He's so proud, he can't stop smiling."