This is an actual product.
  1. This is one web address away from being the banner ad on a porn site.
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  2. Both a name and a promise of what it will give you.
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  3. Honey, we can't buy broccoli anymore. I don't want to talk about it.
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  4. From the makers of "The Fun Cooker" comes... (For all the 30 Rock fans).
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  5. "Hello, police? Can a marketing character be registered as a sex offender?"
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  6. At least now we know why he's so happy: dude just finished a cleanse, brah.
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  7. "And I'd like to thank my son for naming our new product. He's so proud, he can't stop smiling."
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