MY THOUGHTS ON GREEN GIANT STEAMERS

This is an actual product.
  1. This is one web address away from being the banner ad on a porn site.
  2. Both a name and a promise of what it will give you.
  3. Honey, we can't buy broccoli anymore. I don't want to talk about it.
  4. From the makers of "The Fun Cooker" comes... (For all the 30 Rock fans).
  5. "Hello, police? Can a marketing character be registered as a sex offender?"
  6. At least now we know why he's so happy: dude just finished a cleanse, brah.
  7. "And I'd like to thank my son for naming our new product. He's so proud, he can't stop smiling."