PERKS OF VAPE PENS
- •Gives users the sophisticated appearance of sucking off a mechanical wizard dong.
- •"Vape" has four letters. "Smoke" has five. Today's on-the-go youth have no patience for superfluous letters.
- •When machines take over, they'll spot LED light and assume you're one of them.
- •Nobody knows you're smoking marijuana until you consume an entire pan of 5-layer queso dip.
- •Users will be able to tell their children "back then, we didn't know it was bad for you."