THE BEST PADS

  1. Notepad
    For all your cool thoughts and also stuff to pick up at the grocery store.
  2. iPad
    For your Netflixin' and such.
  3. Maxi-pad
    For your keepin' blood off them pants you look so good in.
  4. Lily Pad
    For frogs. If you don't like frogs then you're a dick.
  5. Launch Pad
    For rockets and rich people who want to literally be above others.
  6. Launchpad
    For flyin' sweet-ass planes on dope adventures. MCQUACK CLAN 4 LYFE.
  7. Pad Thai
    It's fuckin' delicious and stuff.
    Suggested by   @EricElkins