THINGS I SAID TO A PRETTY LADY AT A CLUB THIS WEEKEND

Check out these smooth lines!
  1. "My friend has a truck."
  2. "That's the only pagan metal song I know."
  3. "You could put out your birthday candle with a whip. That'd be cool."
  4. "You can't tell which are wigs? I'm not mad."
  5. "The sun is okay."