THINGS I SAID TO A PRETTY LADY AT A CLUB THIS WEEKEND
Check out these smooth lines!
- •"My friend has a truck."
- •"That's the only pagan metal song I know."
- •"You could put out your birthday candle with a whip. That'd be cool."
- •"You can't tell which are wigs? I'm not mad."
- •"The sun is okay."