MIDDLE-EARTH REFERENCES TO DESCRIBE HOW FOGGY IT IS IN SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI THIS MORNING

  1. The Misty Mountains
  2. The Shire/The Old Forest
  3. Mirkwood with all the spiders and such
  4. Emyn Muil/The Dead Marshes
  5. Edges of Mordor (okay, maybe overstating it a tad)